Primary listing
Robinhood Chain · Uniswap v4
ASSDAQ / QQQ
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0x23bd03669B1993D34Dc9e5B86815340B79aE7b27
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Members only · Open 24/7/365 · No circuit breakers
World’s Best Asset.
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Every index on earth tracks the same tired constituents. Semis. Cloud. “AI infrastructure.” Meanwhile the most consistently demanded asset in human history never had a ticker. We listed it. ASSDAQ trades on Robinhood Chain, quoted directly against QQQ — so you can watch, live, exactly how much Nasdaq‑100 one unit of ass is worth.
Live quote · refreshed every 20s
The ASSDAQ Composite
One constituent. Zero diversification. Straight off the ASSDAQ / QQQ pool on Robinhood Chain, with GeckoTerminal standing by as backup market data.
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FDV, 1B supply
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vs. 24h ago
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both sides
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pooled, USD
Txns 24H
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QQQ Reference
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Invesco QQQ, tokenized
Listed
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Robinhood Chain
Buy pressure · 24h
— buys / — sells
Contract addresses
Dual Listed
One asset, two floors. The Robinhood Chain listing is the live book — that is where the crew trades. The Solana listing is the original and it is still open.
Legacy listing
Solana · pump.fun
ASSDAQ / SOL
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7Tx8qTXSakpfaSFjdztPGQ9n2uyT1eUkYz7gYxxopump
Two contracts, one brand. Check the chain before you buy — if your wallet says Solana, you are on the legacy floor.
Listing terminal
The Stamping Floor
Take any asset public. Drop a picture, drag the mark where it belongs, export at full resolution. Everything runs in your browser — your image is never uploaded anywhere.
Drop an asset here
PNG · JPG · WEBP — or paste with Ctrl+V
Stamp controls
Drag the mark on the canvas to move it. Scroll over the canvas to resize. Nothing is uploaded — this runs 100% client side.
The tape
Read the Bottom Line
Form S‑1, unfiled
The Prospectus
One constituent
The ASSDAQ Composite tracks a single line item and refuses to diversify. No sector rotation, no rebalancing, no quarterly letter apologising for the drawdown. We track the bottom line and nothing else.
Quoted against QQQ
The pool pairs ASSDAQ directly with tokenized Invesco QQQ on Robinhood Chain. Every trade is a live referendum on whether ass or the Nasdaq‑100 is the better store of value. So far the vote is loud.
Read this part
ASSDAQ is a memecoin. No revenue, no board, no moat, no roadmap past “up”. It can go to zero and it can do it fast. Past performance is not indicative of anything and neither is the chart. Never buy with money you cannot afford to lose. This is not financial advice — it is barely advice.
The bell never stops ringing.
There is no close on the ASSDAQ. No opening auction, no half‑day before a holiday, no halt while the adults confer. The floor is open the moment you get here.
Status OPEN
Hours always
Circuit breakers none
Adult supervision none